What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.