Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.