Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.