What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.