What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Fur Elise

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Damn, son. It's about time!

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FAP!!!"

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.