Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.