Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!