What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.