What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"