What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"