What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.