What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training