What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse