Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!