Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.