What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!