What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture