What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!