What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture