Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.