Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.