Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.