Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)