Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth