He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
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He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
He made a Freudian slip
Profanity.
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
A Freudian slip.
He had a Freudian slip.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
ssh bby is ok
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Because he ate his pillow.
