He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
because its the first date
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
A Freudian Sleep.
He Freudian slipped.
Umami
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
A: QUACKer Oaths.
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
He made a Freudian slip
He had a Freudian slip.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
Curses! Foil again!
Because it was white and on his land!
