Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.