Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date