Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.