Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.