Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.