Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.