What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.