Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

removed

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Dingo Jokes More Dingo Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River