What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.