What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.