What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)