Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Chubby 7th grade girls!

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The 7th German Panzer Division

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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No Biggie.

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.