Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.