What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)