What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.