What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....