What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.