What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater