What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+