How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.