How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.