Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.