Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron