Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.