Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.