How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.