How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH