How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!