How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"