How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.