When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What does he order?

Ein stein

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."