When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."