When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

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Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.