When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Because they dress in lairs.

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Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Eschew! Eschew!

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I on it.

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Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What does your tattoo say?

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!