When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier