What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"