How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!