How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"