Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.