What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.