What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.