What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.