What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.