What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.