What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.