What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.