What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.