What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head