What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)