What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair