What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.