Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic