Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.