Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.