Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.