What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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Row vs. Wade

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He didn't have a Gar

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My zipper.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.