Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.