What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.