How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner