How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.