Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.