Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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You look for the fresh prints!

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It didn't like being double crossed.

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You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.