Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.