Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"