I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Full Marx
On your Marx, get set, go!"
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
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One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
a Lenin. )
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Claude
One that gets you an oscar
A Kami.
A Kami-kaze
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
They both spend all their money on payphones.
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
They bring flowers to his grave.