Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Because they're playing on console.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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An act of violins.

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Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.